I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark

I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark

I always spend my evenings where there's women, wine, and song

But like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the midnight crew

I'm a night owl and a wise bird too

Home with the milk in the morning

Singing the same old song

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun

Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun

Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you

Make her a member of the midnight crew